sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(Source: kerryswashington)

clouded-thoughtss:

I can’t. I literally can’t vent to anyone because I feel like all it would sound like is complaining, I honestly don’t even know how I’d form the words to explain everything because I don’t even know who I am anymore, so when I ignore your call, know its for your own good. I’m a messed up kind of crazy but I’m getting really good at hiding it

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

(Source: askboxmemes)

I have almost a page plus the works cited done. Is that enough? Can I call it a night and pass out? 

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

I’m hoping that my gov teacher was serious about wanting to hear about us as much as the subject of our paper because the majority of the first page of this essay is literally me explaining my complete apathy toward civil rights and how that made it hard for me to choose a civil rights activist for my essay.